No Robert, I Really Don't Wanna

I went to a couple of local beaches with a friend this weekend to take some pictures of the ocean and wildlife. We were mostly looking to take pictures like this one:

But then we ran into this:

We really couldn't resist taking a picture of it. It was pretty risky, since Robert was probably either sleeping in his truck or standing right behind us. Anyway, I just thought I would help him out by getting his number out there. I can't imagine that his phone is ringing off the hook with all the business he gets from the Avila pier. Go ahead and give him a call. I'm sure he is a really great guy. And if you think you have the stomach for it, try googling Robert's phone number; but be warned, it could haunt you for the rest of your life.

I guess this guy is really more funny than annoying, but he is giving Robs everywhere a bad name and this Rob really doesn't appreciate it.