Hey Michigan, would you like the Lakers back?

This morning, I was smooshed and smashed by the crowds of Lakers fans riding the subway downtown for the parade. I was merely trying to get to work, not trying to get body slammed by people who don't seem to understand that when you aren't holding onto something when the subway stops, you are going to fall over. Then I had to push my way through crowd of Lakers fan on the sidewalk between the metro stop and my office building. Here's a tip: don't suddenly stop when you are walking down a public sidewalk.

Once I finally go to work and though I was insulted from the parade-going fans, I was about to breath a sigh of relief. But I was cut short by the work from coworkers that several fans had been seen relieving themselves in the bushes opposite our floor to ceiling office windows. Hey guys, we can see you. Could you not pee on those bushes? Please?

The parade hasn't even started yet and already I'm in an extreme state of annoyance.