12. If the world population is already 7 billion.
11. If there are 16.2 million orphans in the world.
10. If you already have six kids.
9. If you live with your parents.
8. If your parents declared bankruptcy last year.
7. If your dad will have to go to work for a contractor in IRAQ to help pay for the kids.
6. If your mom will say you are "good person but a little misguided."
5. If she will go on to say, "Newborns are never beautiful. They are so tiny I didn't want to touch them. They seemed so fragile."
4. If there will be an immediate outcry from the medical community that your pregnancy "raises serious ethical questions."
3. If you are "looking forward to telling your story"... for TWO MILLION DOLLARS7. If your dad will have to go to work for a contractor in IRAQ to help pay for the kids.
6. If your mom will say you are "good person but a little misguided."
5. If she will go on to say, "Newborns are never beautiful. They are so tiny I didn't want to touch them. They seemed so fragile."
4. If there will be an immediate outcry from the medical community that your pregnancy "raises serious ethical questions."
2. If the country is going through one of the worst recessions it has seen in decades (don’t come to us looking for a bail-out, lady!).
1. If that mom from John and Kate Plus 8 will say you've "gone too far."
