Top Ten Most Annoying Things to Find in Your Cinco de Mayo Pinata

10. Mayo-nnaise.

9. Circus Peanuts.

8. Thumb Tacks.

7. Flour.

6. Used Contraceptives.

5. An Angry Dwarf.

4. A Rabid Squirrel.

3. A Variety of Bodily Fluids.

2. Spiders.

1. Swine Flu.